is this glee
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i'm caroline, 17, and let's face it- i'm probably funnier than you.
i track the tag secretcomedian
| What girls say: | I'm fine |
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
“A star shines on the hour of our meeting” |Stephen knows his Lord Of The Rings.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | NBC29 Post-Speech Interview
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*stoner voice*
i didn’t go to high school
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i went to school high
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